Ted demonstrating how he met "GOD"
(aka Mr Jones)

GOD/DESS IS GREAT,,,,,,
,you have to love the Deity's sense of humor.
Poor Ted Haggard,
see Ted play messenger of God.
Silly Ted hides behind a Mask,,
he plays Preacher,, the Mask is who he thinks God wants him to be,,
but Alas, the Deity has other plans for Ted.
But Ted will mistake his true self for attacks by the Devil,
and call his own true nature, sinful and dirty.
This will make Ted mad, near crazy
and he will need to ingest vast amounts of drugs
just so he can let himself be Free and touch another man.
Ted goes to church everyday almost,
and starts one of the biggest Evangelical movements that has swept this GodSoaked Nation,,,
NEW LIFE,,, what a contradiction.
He hangs semi Erotic Pictures of Young virile men throughout the church,
No one says anything,,, because they are Angels,,,,,,, yeah,,, I met an Angel once
The Art is too Turn you On,,,,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,to Christ,,,,,,,,,,,
Yeah,,, Ted,, I heard that before,,,,,,,,
and he even used "Art" as his alias....... interesting
fashion queen too Ted?
Nope.....
Ted wants to try METH,,,
SO he can handle some MAN-SEX,,,
Ted,,,, I can tell you,,, it is much better without the drugs....
He finally found that the TRUTH is what sets him FREE.
To bad he didn't do it willingly,,,,,
Mr Jones cums along,,,,,,,,,
so poor Ted had to be outed by his male escort,,,
who saw that TED WAS A HYPOCRITE.
Ted hates himself,,,,,,
why,,,
because,,,,,,,,,,, Ted hates fags...
but the Deity being such a fine comedian put a little gayness inside of poor Ted,,
just to see how he would deal with it.
Ted didn't do well with that little test, ,,,
instead of coming to terms with the fact that God/dess made him as he is,
he blames the devil and sin,,
instead of recognizing that he is just experiencing the wide range of human sexuality.
and that it is OK to be GAY,,,, he makes attack his mode of operation.
to many,, sex is only for procreation,, no fun here in Fundy land,,,, especially if it is male to male fun.
So now that Poor Ted is Outed,,,
he must face the music the only way a good fundy can ,,,,,
use the repentant mode,,,, swing some tears out,,,,
ask for forgiveness and then go back to trying to stamp out homosexual behaviors,,,,
mainly in himself.
I love that Deity has such an ironic sense of humor......... this show should be good.