DO YOU REALLY NEED TO WIPE YOUR ASS
WITH THE AMAZON FOREST??

With all the big technological developments of the modern world, we still are 'animals' regardless of how rich or poor we may be, so a basic fact of life must be addressed, ASS CLEANING. We like to be clean, so after we relieve ourselves of our bodily functions, (i.e. 'take a shit') we all want to clean ourselves up as well as possible. So, we wipe our asses, which really might not be as clean of a 'cleansing activity' as we are led to believe. On top of the fact that cleaning up after the 'deed' with little squares of tissue paper,,, ever so soft as it may be,,, was once a tree. Are you wiping your ass with an endangered forest tree from the Amazon, or other distressed natural environment?? To think that one day, someone may wipe their dirty shitty butt with the last of some species of tree that we don't even know the name yet,, bothers me, and should bother you too.
This is something that most think of as a given, something you have to do daily,, even a couple of times a day sometimes,, we just don't want to think about where our ass wipes are coming from, it is too much to digest,, pun , very lame, but intended. We don't want to see it, we wipe, eyes closed for alot of you I bet, and discard in the "Throne" and FLUSH AWAY THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF TREES. Biodegradable is good but not enough, it should ALL come from 100% Recycled paper. BiLo our local gocery carries a 100% recycled paper, I am sure your grocery does too... That is if you can not do as I do and rarely use toilet paper at all,,,, and I can guareentee that my butt is cleaner if you use paper...... Wanna Bet?
America is hardly a 'paperless society' we waste megaTONS of paper, and there is no reason at all that our ONE USE toilet papers, nose blowing devices: KLEENEX, and other one time paper products should not solely be made of RECYCLED materials. THIS SHOULD BE LAW, not a choice of BIG CORPORATIONS,,,,, like my latest Devil Du Jour: Kimberly-Clark, the largest tissue-products company in the world, with sales in 150 countries which only has a 1/5th use of recycling which doesn't really reach the consumer but goes to big corps and institutions, schools and such. This company,,, which needless to say I now BOYCOTT ALL THEIR PRODUCTS,,, such as: Scott Tissues,, (My childhood nickname by bullies) Kleenex Facial Tissues, Scott Toilet Paper and Paper Towels, Cottonelle Toilet Paper, and Viva Paper Towels among other products. Don't buy them unless you want to be part of the Problem. You may just be wiping your dirty ass with the last of a species from the Ancient Boreal Forests of Canada, or possibly a nice Amazonian tree that might have cured some disease if we studied it long enough instead of cutting them all down to use for shitpaper. Greenpeace and the Natural Resources Defense Council started a "Kleercut" campaign in 2004 is to get consumers involved in pressuring Kimberly-Clark to stop this unnecessary, wasteful practice. Would you NOT participate, now that you know?
Frankly it is cultural to have such a BlowWipe Altar to the ""Throne"" in the Bathroom, when my sister came home from the Middle East after living there for over a decade she returned with a habit I now use myself in modified form. She explained to me that the paper products really aren't as cleansing as we normally think. Lots of fine dust particles, fluff and stuff remain in the Crack of your still dirty ass after that wipe. Sound gross, just ask anyone to smell there!!
The alternative she adopted from her stay in the Very Rich Country she lived was simple, a flower water handbucket with enlongated spout,,,, They rinsed after a dump. I thought about this after she explained the hand manuver details,, which I will explain per her if anyone really wants to know,, I think it sorta self explanatory. So anyway, I thought,, well hell, I am pretty lucky,, I am VERY REGULAR,,, sorry guys/gals,, know you don't need so much info,, but it is relavent. Being regular for the most part, early in the mornings,, once a day mostly,, (vegetarian poop is different believe it or not,, it always LOOKS the same, smell is minimum,,, really,,, any one vouch for me out there??) anyway, being regular and that I take my showers in the AM, I thought it easy to adopt a LESS use of toilet paper campaign for myself. I get up, do my human functional business of the day, then get into the shower.
I feel better for many reasons, first and foremost,,, especially for a gay man who may one day have another encounter with another man,,,,, I don't have to worry about that seldom refered to Nemesis of a sexually active gay man: DINGLE BERRIES.
My favorite Urban Dictionary definition is this one, but follow the link later to read the other definitions,,, to funny.

1. dingleberry

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

Gay or Straight this is just plain unsightly and unnessesary. After my shower and Crack Cleanse I am now immune to the 'manly' pasttime of 'brown tiretracks in the undies'. If unexpectedly I do encounter a man worth throwing down with, I don't have to worry to much about excessive 'butt smell' if mister happens to take a wiff. And I can feel good knowing that I have personally limited my wasteful practises toward TREES which I Adore and love very much. Hug em regularly so up your Arse if you think it 'too much or extreme', I hope your dingleberries catch fire from rubbing together like two sticks while in an important business meeting someday soon. They are wood products so combust well I hear.

Resources for more info: Try these products if you still must 'wipe': Seventh Generation from Vermont(and has a store locator online) is a totally recycled paper product. Canada has a company that produces almost all of its' products through recycled paper, it is called Cascades based in Montreal, here in USA the Toronto based Atlantic Packaging .

If you know more info please state what you might know. Remember Only you can prevent Dingle Berries and Deforestation of Virgin Forest for use as toilet paper
The Photo used in todays blog is from a TV GUIDE advertisement from the 'enemy' Kimberly-Clark, they want you to think your ass is as clean as the ballerina's, t'aint so !!! Ass sells.