EXXON MARKS THE SPOT, GOOD TO THE LAST DROP,,, your Blood that Is

Well isn’t this special, don’t you love to see a Happy Jabba the Hut laughing all the way to the Bank with your meager minimun wage money you earned all week going into the gas tank of your car.
Exxon/Mobil is VERY VERY HAPPY.

VAMPIRES, BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRES

Why because your measly hourly wage (and foolishness for ever going back to an Exxon owned gas pump after the Valdese tragedy), has spelled PROFITS. If you make $6.00 an hour and work 40 hours you make $240 before taxes, lets be nice and say Uncle Son Of Sam only takes $40, that leaves you with $200, so you put $40 towards gas (got to get to work), leaves you $160, now the bills: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????

Wait we will pretend you can live off of $60.00 worth of groceries for the week, lets hope you don’t have children for gods sake, if you do you might soon be thinking of eating them. $60 you should be able to eat for a week on that???? That’s about $8.57 per day, if you use the toilet at work and sneak to McD’s once in awhile to take a shit, you won’t have to buy TP. Also you can grab ketchup to make soup with too,,,, ummmmgoood!!

Now the Bills: You Have remaining from your long week $100.00, $20 to Electric $20.00 to phone $10 towards the water bill……… sorry cable got cut long time ago. Leaves you with $50.00 to go to Mortgage/rent (lets all pretend your Mortgage/Rent is only about $400.00 a month.... (not try $1187.56) then you would only be …………

Can you count to $100,000,000,000.00?? (that is $100 BILLION) in Profit$$??$$$

Opps,,, that line was supposed to come later……… sorry……… anyway,, you would only be about $200.00 short for the months rent….. surely the mortgage/landlord will understand,,,, nope…. Not a chance in an Exxon filled gas tank. So, better find job#2 and most likely if you want anything besides beans and rice job#3 no time to sleep, gotta to make money for the Fat Cats.

So back to Jabba the Hut, two, three, four,,, nope …Can you say… $100,000,000,000.00 (that’s BILLION again for all you slow pokes who are already walking)

Didn’t think that you could. Can you say “ROBBER BARRONS”.

Nope? Not Yet? Well lets see if we can help you here, just a wee bit.

Can you walk, let’s hope so, because you are going to have to do that a lot more often in the future, along with ride the bike, scooter or you can catch the bus with the other peasants. And Jabba, well I am sure that he will be FLYING off to Cancun, (after the rebuild from a global warming hurricane season) and basking his Big Fat Cat Ass in the sun (hopefully getting a lethal dose of radiation due to the absence of an ozone layer) sipping on Margaritas. Can you say $100,000,000,000.00,,,,, not yet??? Let’s hope that he was one of the lucky people who got their Flu Shots via an Exxon/Mobil Employee program,,, they were fake flu shots with only the gods knowing what was in them,, yep about a thousand or so,, taken real good care of by their Lord and Master, Exxon/Mobil. Scary, you would think it was a conspiracy if it wasn’t just Business as Usual. Yep, everyone always laughs when I say that MultiNationalMegaSuperTransBorder Corporations are Evil, blood sucking whores of Babylon,, just call me a conspiracy nut, but hey it really ain’t,

It is JUST BUSINESS AS USUAL IN THE USA.

Which means SCREW THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE ASS

And of course WITHOUT the VASELINE.

Oh yeah, don’t go crying to the Big Daddy Government to do something to help you ,,, cause THEY ARE THE CROOKS TO BEGIN WITH ALL UP IN BED WITH THE WHORE OF BABYLON…. Can you say BIG OIL…….. Yep, Mark of the Beast, them Christians were right,,,, G=6+A=6+S=6 the letters and soon the price will add up to $6.66. Jabba sorta looks like a Devil doesn’t he???

Well ,, gotta go now,,, it is 4 miles round trip for me to the grocery store, and I have $5.00 to buy my cats/dogs some food with, and I am Walking and want to get home before it gets dark. I am scared I might run into Jabba if I get to close to the Exxon. Got to save that gas, interview next week looks promising,,, figure out how to get there if I get the job. Yep, minimun wage, but hey it’s a job.